tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82630198672448033482024-03-08T08:08:01.216-08:00The EndMuch missed Liverpool cult fanzineThe End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.comBlogger210125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-89807760997527269582024-03-08T05:08:00.000-08:002024-03-08T05:08:30.830-08:00(NEW) In's and Outs <p> </p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: white;">In
keeping with ye olde End Fanzine traditions..its been a long fucking time since
we saw some new In’s & Out’s.<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: white;">In
our defence there have been deaths, health scares, medical procedures, and haircuts
occupying minds and time. Stop yer fucking wingeing and enjoy this new Batch
(which includes a few contributions from long term friend and End fan, Paul
Dooley).<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: white;">See
you in Ye Cracke.<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><o:p><span style="color: white;"> </span></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><o:p><span style="color: white;"> </span></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: white;">Ins<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><o:p><span style="color: white;"> </span></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Salt
n Pepper undies.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Growling
when there’s<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a knock at the door.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Remembering
Joe Bugner.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Brushing
your teeth with Lard.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Young
Fathers (band).<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Giving
your first born up for a bag of crispy batter from the chippy.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">When
your top 5 <i>go-to</i>’s in the wank bank are now in their 70’s<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Illegal
pomegranates<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Jeremy’s
Foreskin (Ohhhhhh, Jeremy’s Foreskin!) <o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Sweat
rashes on your sausages.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Cheese
flavoured belts.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Darren
Gee calling out Paddy the Baddy.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Wah
Wah.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Staring
at your boss for 3 hours, without speaking or blinking<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Sarnies.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Bringing
yer feller to every girls night out<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Coughing
up an anal plug.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Corduroy
glasses (the drinking vessel variety AND the visual aid variety)<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Taking
offence to Ins & Outs (yep, we ARE writing these about you, yer fucking
beaut).<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Sleeping
on your mantlepiece.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Drinking
on your own, topless, in The Ship and Mitre.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Being
round and proud.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Bacon
flavoured false lashes<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Getting
mugged in Barcelona<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Greaseproof
paper knickers.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Saving
a chin, in case you lose the first one.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Constipation
theorists.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Trying
to outgig your mate.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Big
fuck-off jowells.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Biting
the wart.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Putting
a pickle in your daughters purse.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Pube
sideboards.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Unexplained
curtsying when your uncle comes round.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Protecting
your rib cage with flabage.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Papa
Diaz<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Mama
Diaz<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Confusing
Stan Boardman with Baroness Kate Hoey<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">George
Galloways wife <o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">George
Galloways hat<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">The
pie oven on the bar of The Roscoe<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">The
Somerset Gimp<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Buying
England Lioness’s soiled kits on e-bay<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Postmen
wearing shorts on the coldest day of the year<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Sven
Goran Eriksson<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Construction
workers brawling at Bramley Moore Dock site<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Getting
your bus pass<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Singing
out loud the vowels in Celine Dion’s name<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Politely
blowing raspberries at the Man City team coach when it arrives at your ground<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Still
having your Erics membership card<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Being
a vegan between meals<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Asking
‘who’s he’ when someone mentions Taylor Swift<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Not
owning a quad bike <o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Claiming
to only use Viagra when having three in the bed romps<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Saying
“I’ve had him!” <o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Pete
Bentham & the Dinner Ladies.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Whistling
silently.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Whispering
loudly.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Having
an unconscious conscious<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Queen
Victoria’s Knob.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Naming
your first born, <i>New Paragraph Please</i>.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><o:p><span style="color: white;"> </span></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><o:p><span style="color: white;"> </span></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: white;">Outs<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><o:p><span style="color: white;"> </span></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Geordie
stag nights in Liverpool<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Talking
about Saltburn<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Arsenal
fans<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Tiktok lingerie
</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Asking yer nan
to drive you to Birkenhead for some Lemo.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">“cool”
colleagues. </span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Grilling yer
dad’s vest.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Delivering a
lecture so drunk, you start crying.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Hanging out
with the bad boys to try to attain coolness.</span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">People
who don’t get that the Earth is actually square.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Name
dropping Leccy Legs<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Posting
stuff about <i>well-being</i>, but being a 2 faced, snidey, gobshite in
reality.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Welsh
motorbikes<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Bringing
yer bird to every Lads night out.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Answering
EVERY question with a humorous reply.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Sharing
your teeth.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Leaving
a bowl of boiled eyebrow hair under yer ma’s bed.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Half
and half ties<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Crosby.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Vegan
Cows<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Home
baked head phones<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Ordering
a skinny latte from your chippy<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">The
new mullet.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Using
a scotch egg as a shinpad.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Sertraline
soup.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Setting
up a leggings factory in your attic.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Unzipping
carrots.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Mad
ginger bastards.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Titty
lip.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Using
patè to freshen your breath.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Referring
to footballers with double barrel names, by their initials only <o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">DCL<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Confusing
Baroness Kate Hoey with Stan Boardman<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Going
abroad on snowboarding holidays to get cold<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Taking
selfies with the pie oven in the Roscoe <o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">London
Road<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Secretly
warming to Gary Neville as a TV pundit<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Starting
sentences with the words ‘I’m no expert but’ and then talking crap<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Turkish
barber shops<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Bumping
into Stan Collymore at dogging events<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Letting
slip you drive an electric car<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Subscribing
to Katie Price’s ‘Only Fans’ site<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Going
paperless<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Rebecca
Vardy<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Madonna’s
daughters arm pits<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Having
a drone<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Wearing
no top in a beer garden whilst drinking pints of stella<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Referring
to your bird as ‘er indoors’<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Richard
Keyes<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Joining
the neighbourhood WhatsApp group<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Displaying
angst on social media about the conflicts in Syria / Ukraine<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Lycra
barmcakes<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Match
snobs<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Skinny
caramel legs<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Postcode
baseball caps<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Applying
logic.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Hairy
cheese.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Entering
the death Era.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">Missing
your appointment at the chippy.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;">West
Derby’s trendy new pubs.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--></span><span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Daryl
Hannah’s ever elongating ball sack.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-16803212457187455572024-03-08T04:30:00.000-08:002024-03-08T08:07:29.167-08:00KEYSIDE <p></p><div>Band Review </div><div>KEYSIDE </div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG2cdzPPy5Z8yBhrGU9rZXu3XbkGPgDNxRlWVb2NIgE7Q3gGJzufOTwNYojX2eMwL4P3C4exAXmKCZ07h3glQwaArZcSnYL8uLs_8RLCuVMu5HqNocX8Ke_yC9wf6iwLbm7cMbblY57OWdwt7aAnHzWm2rXi4IVEAouBPLNpOcVEBLxx6BW5GvfTtJSms/s300/keyside.jpg"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG2cdzPPy5Z8yBhrGU9rZXu3XbkGPgDNxRlWVb2NIgE7Q3gGJzufOTwNYojX2eMwL4P3C4exAXmKCZ07h3glQwaArZcSnYL8uLs_8RLCuVMu5HqNocX8Ke_yC9wf6iwLbm7cMbblY57OWdwt7aAnHzWm2rXi4IVEAouBPLNpOcVEBLxx6BW5GvfTtJSms/s1600/keyside.jpg" width="300"></a></div><p><br></p><p></p><p>Take a pinch of the La’s, a sprinkle of The View, a dash
of The Coral and mix that concoction with
a dab of The Lathams and you might just get a glimpse of what excellent new
Liverpool band, <b>Keyside</b> bring to the table.</p><p></p><p>There’s already a load of people onboard the ride as
their sold out show at The Arts Club/Loft on March 2<span style="font-size: 13.3333px;">3rd</span> attests to.</p><p></p><p>The band consists of Dan Parker (vocals, acoustic guitar), Ben
Cassidy (lead guitar), Oisin McAvoy (drums) and Max Gibson (bass, vocals).</p><p></p><p>They’re signed to Modern Sky UK and already have a couple of
classic songs under their belt</p><p>Visit </p><p> <a href="https://youtu.be/hIsAMRj4g00?si=OmzL9ILg2qTS17eK">https://youtu.be/hIsAMRj4g00?si=OmzL9ILg2qTS17eK</a>
to see/hear Paris to Marseille.</p><p> </p><p>And </p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/jzUwSyrsw2I?si=3I34VIVs7PWr9XYm">https://youtu.be/jzUwSyrsw2I?si=3I34VIVs7PWr9XYm</a>
for Turn Back the time.</p><p></p><p>It doesn’t take a genius to figure that these boys are
destined for big things so get onto them now and try and see them while you
can.</p><p></p><p>Their next (available) gig is Thursday April 4<sup>th</sup>
at The Basement in Manchester </p><p></p><p>You can also hear them on soundcloud here <a href="https://soundcloud.com/keyside">https://soundcloud.com/keyside</a> </p><p>
</p>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-39160450751637183782024-02-21T07:22:00.000-08:002024-02-21T11:58:42.847-08:00Element. single review <p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0YblXbo6Ba-lqcGCpitw39ZnUfyFGtBFzZ9td89X_ltYRGA3urhp2l-q7WLOB6Q-Dp81gyEKZdb9aEzyX8hQ98RFkgFLTA_JtxfNl-Rt-DFSzBBY-R61ETp1yAYAITU-C4Ducj81Bu-kWgBrvMn86TU_KsgfRRZj7NQtA9D24VbzZ3l7tKvVm5sbT5Hk/s493/Elemental%20-%20Pic.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="384" data-original-width="493" height="249" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0YblXbo6Ba-lqcGCpitw39ZnUfyFGtBFzZ9td89X_ltYRGA3urhp2l-q7WLOB6Q-Dp81gyEKZdb9aEzyX8hQ98RFkgFLTA_JtxfNl-Rt-DFSzBBY-R61ETp1yAYAITU-C4Ducj81Bu-kWgBrvMn86TU_KsgfRRZj7NQtA9D24VbzZ3l7tKvVm5sbT5Hk/s320/Elemental%20-%20Pic.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing">Band review, Element.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It’s been a while, but I’m happy to be posting something
about a brand new Liverpool band.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The band in question are called Element.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">They’re from Kirkby and the line up consists of 4 young
lads , Jack Sim – Lead Vocals, Dylan Dwyer – Lead Guitar (and main songwriter),
Harry Riley – Drums , Ben Wilkinson – Bass and Harry Forrester – Rhythm Guitar<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">They currently have a brilliant new song available on
SoundCloud. It’s called “River in the Sky” And like the last new band we
reviewed, a couple of years ago now, (the excellent <i>Cheap Thrills</i>)
Element’s music belies their age, and the song drives along with a wonderful
melodic pace, accompanied by a great vocal performance from Jack. <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">You can see that these lads have tons of potential! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Have a listen and make yer own mind up.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The song is available on soundcloud here <a href="https://soundcloud.com/element-92106991/river-in-the-sky" target="_blank">River In The Sky by Element(soundcloud.com)</a><span class="MsoHyperlink"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Give it a listen, give it a like, <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">them on Instagram here <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/element.band_?igsh=MTM2cHZybHlwcWM4Ng==">https://www.instagram.com/element.band_?igsh=MTM2cHZybHlwcWM4Ng==</a>
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">#supportlocalbands #LiverpoolBands<o:p></o:p></p><br /><p></p>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-18479803706880222822022-10-19T23:57:00.005-07:002022-10-20T01:23:02.435-07:00An Exhibition celebrating the birth of The End fanzine during (one of) the city of Liverpool's most troubles era's<p>Professor John Grant, from Hope University, has written an academic paper discussing the rise of The End after the 1981 riots at a time when Th*tcher (spit!) was plotting the downfall of the city.</p><p>A culmination of his paper is an exhibition about The End which will be on display in Liverpool's Everyman Theatre for the last 2 weeks in October 2022.</p><p><span style="color: red;"> <a href="https://www.everymanplayhouse.com/art-in-the-everyman-the-end?fbclid=IwAR0HnmcSDVNLzxNLp7n9hTpTcpkXJQtSPiSSAPDN4WtaBrWFrFDUPIj0L-k" target="_blank">Link to exhibition details</a></span></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6WmSij7aQXpNvU3EcPfjIDkvpvAozG3WTgMGqSrnkZPZGtGy6B2raSGl1iD6pd5UQLmIbExv4W-fqE9ej2OcbG5VO7aWvbhGVrD08NtRWskFZSnner2X4074js-ZjIAjrkD-DR6_VEqCPJUQmUTnq7zKBkguO6LeQBN5m0JtavnKcF9qq0HhadESY/s930/image001%5B1%5D.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="930" data-original-width="921" height="438" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6WmSij7aQXpNvU3EcPfjIDkvpvAozG3WTgMGqSrnkZPZGtGy6B2raSGl1iD6pd5UQLmIbExv4W-fqE9ej2OcbG5VO7aWvbhGVrD08NtRWskFZSnner2X4074js-ZjIAjrkD-DR6_VEqCPJUQmUTnq7zKBkguO6LeQBN5m0JtavnKcF9qq0HhadESY/w371-h438/image001%5B1%5D.png" width="371" /></a></div><br /><p><a href="https://www.everymanplayhouse.com/art-in-the-everyman-the-end?fbclid=IwAR0HnmcSDVNLzxNLp7n9hTpTcpkXJQtSPiSSAPDN4WtaBrWFrFDUPIj0L-k">https://www.everymanplayhouse.com/art-in-the-everyman-the-end?fbclid=IwAR0HnmcSDVNLzxNLp7n9hTpTcpkXJQtSPiSSAPDN4WtaBrWFrFDUPIj0L-k</a></p><p><br /></p>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-33339316770645952862022-10-19T12:20:00.004-07:002022-10-19T12:20:51.811-07:00The End Exhibition. The Everyman Theatre. October 2023<p> <a href="https://www.everymanplayhouse.com/art-in-the-everyman-the-end">Exhibition featuring The End </a> </p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmkeRBEWdVhlfYR3uzUu4Nc7gJBPPxoZIJ5lYYaDmxxcB1VYLO9pDQ8kWo1TmQRpQnINO0n0nqKqyhYtW5F-24Xu-8Rqto_dwJFcDZOv41W9zIxnSaSDDrVleLgnL21Dh13S-In49CHlLG9FdaW1eHVtco9XxLQqZ9Uh1yRoeEfWLvwvKuCiHc6Ehs/s1071/20221018_172318.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="810" data-original-width="1071" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmkeRBEWdVhlfYR3uzUu4Nc7gJBPPxoZIJ5lYYaDmxxcB1VYLO9pDQ8kWo1TmQRpQnINO0n0nqKqyhYtW5F-24Xu-8Rqto_dwJFcDZOv41W9zIxnSaSDDrVleLgnL21Dh13S-In49CHlLG9FdaW1eHVtco9XxLQqZ9Uh1yRoeEfWLvwvKuCiHc6Ehs/s320/20221018_172318.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR-zfHq_kvrTuYe4F5n8bZQ-xecJ_1cMd3aMHiQp24EZ6q5u_BPndJwWdMXgY6MdxdKbh2u_L0D4T46NgoF18ijHnvoolbCuRfWf3uqrSXy07NDha4PVplEomCdFfSRanTzU7yrblsfl4AP5SNQnzWt7MuqCgTP6QMPosRhnVMIPA8iER-5-QId7cm/s1080/20221018_172257.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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You can buy a digital version via the link above.</p><p>Its for a great cause, so buy it yer mingebags!</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVZ6WG2MqaSHA5SFldeC-XIwDap1n1o_7mcLwmWuwxAOe3tbVFNHktp3YWRE2OOrlPtE49Trmrz3ERzaPhItgg4po-AK3UdUFYP4WVVoin1sPI-mwRKn68Zrnlod2ZWVmcmh3SHdZW0GKgJs5NBVRpZr7_SLUINOR-R6pjVS1x1RVC__IhhGB7kvYv/s657/BIg%20Issue.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="657" data-original-width="472" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVZ6WG2MqaSHA5SFldeC-XIwDap1n1o_7mcLwmWuwxAOe3tbVFNHktp3YWRE2OOrlPtE49Trmrz3ERzaPhItgg4po-AK3UdUFYP4WVVoin1sPI-mwRKn68Zrnlod2ZWVmcmh3SHdZW0GKgJs5NBVRpZr7_SLUINOR-R6pjVS1x1RVC__IhhGB7kvYv/s320/BIg%20Issue.PNG" width="230" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql o9v6fnle ii04i59q" style="font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; margin: 0.5em 0px 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div dir="auto" style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></div><div dir="auto" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br /></span></div><div dir="auto" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br /></span></div><div dir="auto" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br /></span></div><div dir="auto" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br /></span></div><div dir="auto" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br /></span></div></div>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-74456905097859011872021-08-09T01:48:00.002-07:002021-08-09T13:50:01.378-07:00John Mcglone.All the saints cant save us now.<p> <b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">John McGlone - All the Saints can’t Save us Now</span></b>.</p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">A new solo release from the legendary frontman of Western
Promise, John McGlone sees him continue to move towards a beautiful new
soulful sound.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">“All the saints can’t save us now” sees John flexing his
vastly underrated vocal talents on a beautifully mellow track that evokes
memories (to this humble narrator) of the Style Councils <i>Long Hot summer</i> era.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">There are still echoes of the angst and anger that we
have seen throughout his career as a songwriter (“<i>So what happened to the loving.. and understanding we used to know..
and what happened to forgiveness.. lord where did it go. Because All I see is
lies greed and cruelty, Hatred and bigotry right now.. we go to, Got to, Stand
up for Equality, Shake the chains of slavery, Be the change you want to see
somehow</i>”) but now we are seeing John move his talents to
a newer more mature and accomplished sounding, soulful platform, and its every
bit as effective and moving.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">John is one of the regions most underrated singer /
songwriter talents and has been consistently delivering amazing music over the
last few decades and this solo effort is right up there with his best work.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">Get this blasting on the drive to the beach, while the
sun is raging.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">Western Promise have taken a sabbatical, Long may McGlone
reign in their absence!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><br /></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">*Release date August 27<sup>th</sup> . A Download will be available
on itunes. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">Buy it yer mingebags!</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4cAG9iDRFVy64J05hbU_PGBnVAaFzsuc60IWEa9Uic8EV5CCZMUyLuUv2eOpi0IbnjVWcY6J0mPo7oTn34j8K_vKmNeIKHmykAtZUoSKu_g8FZ282EwtfcqMHkPJ5GE_SF_MhnU18l-nJ/s1242/John+-+all+saints.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1242" data-original-width="1242" height="522" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4cAG9iDRFVy64J05hbU_PGBnVAaFzsuc60IWEa9Uic8EV5CCZMUyLuUv2eOpi0IbnjVWcY6J0mPo7oTn34j8K_vKmNeIKHmykAtZUoSKu_g8FZ282EwtfcqMHkPJ5GE_SF_MhnU18l-nJ/w522-h522/John+-+all+saints.jpg" width="522" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-13053791493223487252020-10-17T03:41:00.001-07:002020-10-17T05:22:32.837-07:00Derby Day Ins & Outs (october 2020) <p> </p><div style="margin-left: 36pt; text-align: left;"><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><b>IN’s</b>. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Snorting Haggis.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Egging Jamie Bullard at every opportunity <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Nicola Sturgeon eating a sturgeon, whilst being
operated <span> </span>on by a dodgy surgeon.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Arguing with turmeric<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Wearing PPE to collect your MBE.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Building a fun pub in your cupboard. under the
stairs <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->having a hot tub in your wardrobe. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->offering the virus out after a few 'lines' <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Hiding in a tandoori oven <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->pretending to 'give a fuck' <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Blaming Wigan for the pandemic.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Wacky tik tok pranks, eg- deep frying your grandma in a <span> </span>vat of lard.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Grafters applying for Furlough<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->having a tomato as your only friend<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->The sinister return of massive turn ups <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Chasing your dog around the kitchen with a
Carolina <span> </span>reaper chilli.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Claiming you are an original 'Black panther'
when drunk.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Shouting 'bring out your dead' in B@M<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Finding a nest of Syrian refugees in your purple
bin.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Regurgitating the same old shite <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Whistling, psychotic, uncles. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Finding a clit under your mask.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Looking rather suspiciously at 5G masts. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Always mistaking fat people for each other. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->trans fluid sprouts <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->social distance brawls.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->getting lost on a daily basis.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Remembering 'how it used to be'<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Lost pets support groups <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Yearning for the pub snug<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Elbow wigs<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Forsaken foreskins<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Winning the league after 8 games<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Smokey Robinson eating smokey bacon crisps<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Exploding teardrops<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Being dishevelled<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Marcus Rashford<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->REM losing their erections<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Taking advantage of the hole in your sock to
stash a <span> </span>potato.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Finding comfort in Romford<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->When your plumber looks like Strummer<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Having a stash of crank in your desk<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Building a shed made of Lard<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Using marmite as lube<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->When your 30 yr old colleague, who wears big
baggy Emo <span> </span>jeans, calls you a square<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Selling your soul on ebay<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Sanitised bollock wipes<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Letting on to strangers when you’re wearing your
mask<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Shitting a conker<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->The 12” Reggae version of EastEnders<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Levitating sprouts<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Noddy Holder holding a cup holder whilst being
bolder <span> </span><span> </span>than Steve Bould<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;"> T</span><!--[endif]-->he grizzly adams look among our yoot.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->emerging from the lockdown looking like Bob
geldof.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Genderfluid seekh kebabs. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->remembering the 'gam'.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Lashing your ailing gran on to the streets
because of the <span> </span>'6' rule. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Trying to breed your dog with the freezer. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Getting caught singing 'the smurf song'.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Your boss’s 31yr old daughter <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><b>OUT’s</b>. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> </span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Getting anxious in the chippy queue<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Nipple beards<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Soccer AM<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Soup toasties<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Bloggers<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Bubbles <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Booking annual leave<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->BT / Sky<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Posting corn<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->saying ;wow in french<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Thinking you are a 'Guru' <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Saying 100 percent<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Re-training<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Saying, “I can’t wait for this year to be over”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Remembering sitcoms<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Tiers for fears<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Adam and the Ants wearing jeggings at Butlins<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span><!--[endif]-->Pretending to care<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Getting a semi when you’re watching top gear<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Killing the arts<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Wreckless Tumeric.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span>Stroking other people’s chin’s when you are
pondering a <span> </span><span> </span>conspiracy statement about Corona.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Blaming students<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->BBC (that’s the broadcasting company, folks)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Keir Starmer<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Tom Watson's sickly grin <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Anti -semetic beards,<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->That fucking 'ole ole song.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->shouting "lad he's got a gun lad and
watching hordes of <span> </span>stoned youth scatter outside a pub.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Being somewhat ethereal<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Being 'slightly' racist<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Dressing your pets up as Victorian prostitutes.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Designer dogs with a propensity for shagging the
freezer <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Claiming you was a leading figure in the Cali
cartel' <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Saying 'drop a selfie' <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Tommy Robinson <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->hugging<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->snogging<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->smooching<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->slippin’ and a slidin’<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->clandestine wanks under a throw. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Hoping for a quick 'Gam'<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Lamping Jeremey Clarkson.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Defeating defeatists<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Telling your mates child that you know who his
real father is.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Vegan TV sets<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Johnson’s itchy ball sack<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Auld fellers saying “I’d eat fish and chips from
her <span> </span>knickers”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Researching coat hangers.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Ordering bacon on coats<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Poking a hipster<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Amusing/trendy masks<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Ambushing your undies<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Peter Cormack’s long sleeve’s.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Graham’s Sharpe (sic) penis <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Writing “sic” after a deliberate misspeling (sic)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on
and <span> </span>fucking on….and on<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Still being a <i>shagger</i> at 61<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Whatsapp groups<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Holding meetings on the roundabout<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Burger bums<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">·<span style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal;">
</span><!--[endif]-->Sidefooting a Savoy cabbage<o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"> <span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span></div><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><o:p></o:p></p>
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The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-78443849134051388442020-06-21T06:46:00.000-07:002020-06-21T06:46:47.449-07:00<h2>
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large; font-weight: normal;">Derby day Ins & Outs</span></h2>
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">(With contributions from ex End writers Tony McClelland and Paul Need)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">dedicated to the memory of my mate Anthony Thompson.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Confusing yer knickers with yer neckless<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Having a “socks over your trainee’s”
reunion<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Boring the arse of yer kids <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Doing a mime during clap for heroes<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">The <i>Cotton
Wool diet</i> “<i>it absorbs all the fat</i>”.
(*8 out of 3 trialist’s lost an average of 3 stone a day).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Cheating in quizzes <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Spray painting your testicles<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Failing an M.O.T when you don’t own a car<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Bullying a pickled egg.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Digging the dogging<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Canny farm roundabout<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Flaunting the furlough<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Penis vein’d arms<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Stuffing basa fillets into your t shirt to
simulate having moobs<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Mutating a militant, mutant.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Recalling gravy (fondly)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Revving loudly at 3am (when you don’t own a
car)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Celebrating wildly whenever you hear a fart
on a bus<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Farting on the 10a<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Incontinence plants<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Resembling custard<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Cactus cock syndrome<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Saying “honestly,” before telling a blatant
lie. (I honestly, love it when people do that).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">the famous, British, “stiff upper, fanny,
lip”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Pondering what to rename your Jap’s-eye,
during these politically correct times.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Curried corduroy<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Practising post lockdown chat up lines<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Mowing astro turf <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Drinking a pint of Singleman’s special
reserve<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Having a turbulent Sunday<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Knowing a Kestrel from a Mohawk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Asking your barber to give you a Kestrel
haircut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Finding solace in humus<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Danish Bacon Flip flops<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Being inclined to boredom wanks<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Rediscovering Haircut 100<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Always having a frozen carrot at hand.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Will Self<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Will Power<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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have morning breath and I'm firing out Kebab farts)?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Using bags of cod-in-butter-sauce as shoe
insoles<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Plopping yer false teeth in your mates red
wine<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Knee-capping a whale.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">BLM<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">ALM<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">BHS<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Skinny jeans <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Skinny jeans on fat hipsters<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Hipsters<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Twatting anyone who says “Baller”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Jose, the grim reaper of football.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Making pallets from garden furniture. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Throwing a surprise birthday party when
you're self isolating <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Going on a tinned meat diet.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Banging on about how many miles you walked.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Making up a conspiracy theory and believing
it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Taking quizzes seriously<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Calling on “all footy lads”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Calling on all footy lads and then shitting
out and not attending<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Footy Lads answering the call<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Algorithms <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Discussing fish<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Any puns ending with “<i>lives matter</i>”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Gin, with a hint of Bono,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Conspiracy theorist’s (especially regarding
corona)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Working with wool Liverpool fans (not from
Liverpool) who just don’t get The S*n thing<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Tik tok tits<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Life size, Player, cardboard cut-outs<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Corona blogs<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Belting out the Steve Gerrard (fell on his
arse) song at home during the derby (even though there isn’t a Liverpool fan
present)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Working at home<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Working at home & bargains<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Working at Hulme<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Woking and Hulme.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Fitbit tits<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Olives<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Olive armies<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Attempting to hire a minibus for lockdown
away games at your mates gaffe<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Saying “during these troubled times” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">London’s finest mobbing girls picnicking.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Building a drinks cabinet under your
stairs.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Free mugs from sports direct<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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and behaviour<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-80935769443195282252018-10-03T11:08:00.001-07:002018-10-03T11:10:36.806-07:00The return of Billy Bull <p dir="ltr">A good friend of mine, Paul Dooley has sent me the following true story about an old school friend and prime candidate for retrospective Billy Bull.  I think you'll like it. He swears every word is true;</p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>One of my favourites from The End mag was the ‘Billy Bull’ section. Here is a true story about a lad from Halewood that I reckon could have made it into print. This was from the late 80s. His name was Simon Munro  but he used to get called Simon Robson, as he styled himself on the then Man Utd captain Bryan. </b><br>
<b>Back then he</b> <b> played for a local pub team in the Sunday hangover league and used to describe himself as a ‘midfield general’. He was actually shite and only got a game as they were struggling for numbers. </b></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>One night in the pub he told us he’d been to Blackpool in his ford cortina and the gear box went so he had to drive all the way home in reverse. </b><br>
<b>Whilst he was in Blackpool he got a tattoo done on his arm but didn’t like it. So when he got home he slashed his arm with a razor blade and poured sterry milk on it.</b> <b>The next day the tattoo had gone</b>! </p>
<p dir="ltr">Ha haaaaaaa .. Brilliant Paul! </p>
<p dir="ltr">If any readers have their own Billy Bull stories they would like to tell, message us via The End DM  on our Facebook page.</p>
<p dir="ltr">*all names have been changed </p>
The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-12834306930731032512018-02-11T06:18:00.000-08:002018-02-11T06:18:41.532-08:00Ins & Outs. The February, finally got off me arse, 2018 editition<br />
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">The
meaning of rife</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Edwyn
Collins singing L.O.V.E. love</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Camouflaged
Vicars </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Under
the Libyan sun</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Showaddy-
without the –waddy</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">ITV
showing XTC on ecstasy on BBC</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Thigh
tongues. (for A.T.) x</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Last
bus home.</span></div>
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at the magnet</span></div>
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benediction </span></div>
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hankies</span></div>
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in reverse </span></div>
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the pottery</span></div>
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thigh length boots<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>as a hat</span></div>
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a tic tac on the bus</span></div>
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all your ma’s shoes with mashed potato</span></div>
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biscuits</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
chest hair……..on your forehead</span></div>
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Racket</span></div>
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the only Ray in the village</span></div>
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yer gimp suit for the school run</span></div>
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someone with your nudger</span></div>
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legs (arch enemy of leccy legs)</span></div>
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bargies</span></div>
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thighs</span></div>
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Deaf School for the first time</span></div>
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imagination</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Licking
lambs</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Revealing
a wool</span></div>
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out the closet…..as a cunt</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
a baritone testicle</span></div>
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twatted on Tuesdays</span></div>
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sheep on your TV screen</span></div>
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, after a bottle of bourbon. Yes bourbon..not rum. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Getting
your eggs out everytime someone says “infinity”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;"> </span></span></span><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">A
bit of blues.<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span></span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Red
jumbo cords (again)</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Stroking
butter</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Spicy
Y white fronts</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Lemmo</span></div>
<br />
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Cultivation</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Learning
from your pants and moving forehead</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Pickled
sideboards</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Tripping
up men with man buns</span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Being
a cunt</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Tripping
up men with bushy beards</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Fat
Leo (in a bizzare<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>twist, the bugger is
now “IN”!..after being out 30 years ago). Well in ye cunt!</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">tripping
up men with cecks 2 inches above their brogues.</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">having
a nudger</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Fat,
corrupt, Sams speakeasy</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Velvet
bellends</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Rum
flavoured Leeds fans</span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Accepting
that factually, “foo fighters” translates in Taiwanese as “Rock for square
women”</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Denim
beards</span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Coconut
flavoured ejaculations.</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Adopting
a homeless person to use as a pet.</span></div>
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<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">The
Jethro Bodine ' look. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Tripe
and Kale Butties. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
your tongue placed firmly up a Lebanese business mans arse. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Hideous
midget dogs. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
a permeant grimace about you. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Singing
'Dooley's ' songs in the bath. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Boasting
about 'copping for a dose' in Smokey Mos. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Mistaking
baldy people for each other. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Clip
in grins.</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Starting
up a Scurvy support group.</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Being
somewhat excited about a new dishcloth.</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">belonging
to a pug appreciation society. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Winking
at your microwave oven .</span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Benny
Hill themed bars. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Finding
a mung bean in ones Vagina .</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Saying
to your cat 'who the fuck you looking at?' </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Bringing
your child up as a sprout .</span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Claiming
to have shagged a lollypop lady. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Utterly
pointless window cleaners.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">The
sinister emergence of hooligan darts crews. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Tide
marks. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Gaining
insight into ones Chakras. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Gender
fluid budgies. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Transgender
hamsters.</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Getting
'bare tit' after six months of courting. </span></div>
<br />
<div style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 48px; text-indent: -18pt;">
<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Phoney
gangsters trying to outdo each other with over the top 'baby shower parties'</span></div>
<br />
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Cutting
yer cock off to make your pubes appear longer</span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Being
droll while yer mates are having a fight in the local</span></div>
<br />
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
a morning fued</span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Baking
a can of strongbow and calling it Sunday roast</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
a ball without a ball in sight</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Gang
of Four hanging out with the Rubettes on Tuesdays</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Comforting
your testicles</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Curried
coats</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Twatting
anyone who says “bants”</span></div>
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Prowes’s leather jacket</span></div>
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legs. </span></div>
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Nuttals sickly grin . </span></div>
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shop benders. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Meghan
Markles minge.</span></div>
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of any kind.</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Not
having a beard.</span></div>
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cutlery</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Dogging
on the Canny Farm Roundabout</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Remembering
the Fung Loy .</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Having
an<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>unhealthy sexual desire for Rees
-Mogg. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Phoning
the police about a football<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>transfer. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Vaping
on ice</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Saying
'thingio an that '</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Normal
looking lips. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Fuzzy
hair styles in Old Swan</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Thinking
your Tony Montana after a few lines. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">the
trendy concept of 'street food' </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Ingrate
Brazilian midgets. </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">doing
a slowie<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>to 'warm leatherette. '.</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Befriending
a sanitary towel</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Stone
Island (enough already)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">the
prospect of a new, one off END fanzine edition</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">doing
a one off new Edition of The End for some ££$$$$</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">resting
a large pair of testicles on your bald patch</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">fearing
eggs</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">expecting</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">The
frie in the ointment</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">having
a shit that resembles Ringo’s nose</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Under
Arabian sun</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Snorting
powdered cum </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Getting
an Eggy in yer casey</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Wearing
Y fronts and a cows head</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Eating
tic tacs on the bus</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Shitting
efficiently</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Scousers
referring to scallies as casuals</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Playing
“whose line is it anyway” in the toilet cubicle in the White Star</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Talking
to yourshelf (sic)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Ordering
a pint of vitriol after the derby</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">LFC
TV</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Irish
wool who sings that fucking shite Salah song</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Gobshites
in town singing the Salah song</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Gobshites
putting video’s on you tube, singing the Salah song</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Dave
Mcabe’s<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>new tramp stamp ( a big
butterfly just above his buttocks)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Liverpool
One (again)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Discussing
Mark E Smith songs (having never done so before)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Sharpening
your nipples.</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">saying
“banter” (or any abbreviated form of said word)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">mentioning
“abbreviated form’s”</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">liking
OUTS</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">NUS</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Being
dough eyed (sic)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Being
a Robert Killjoy</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Ex
</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Sic</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Stupid
Flannel’s </span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Coke’d
up neice’s</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Coke’d
up neighbors</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Coke’d
up ..errr, what was I saying then? OH! Did I mention that time I said something
that made 3 people laugh and now I go on about it like it was the funniest
thing EVER said in any conversation, EVER …..and it wasn’t even true in the
first place and then I had another line and decided to listen to “CAN” but that
was a bad move, lad.</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="color: white; font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Going into the barber's asking for a Phil
Neal perm, knowing quite well you wear a wig . </span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Cunning librarians</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Stressed out stained glass windows</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Psychotic farts</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Synthetic lobe enhancement products</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Public rice</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Singing along to Franz Ferdinhand as
you make an unusual omlette</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Fried vitriol </span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Asking for it </span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Ice ice baby</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Asking your mates for ins or
outs </span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Baked sideburns</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Claiming to have shagged THE QUEEN
(Elizabeth II) in the bogs in The Harrington</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Claiming that The Queen used to wear
Bowie cecks and dye her fringe blonde and that she bevvied in The Harrington</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Food base ins or outs</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Groove</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Salt and vinegar flavoured bollocks.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Wobbly ham.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Believing.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">You.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Cardboard cardigans.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Asking for Poof.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Real ale, </span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">beards, bellies, man buns, shit
clobber, </span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">me.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">shit pubs catering for the above.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Remembering lampposts fondly.</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Socks for fish</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Boiled c90 cassettes on toast</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Being understanding</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Gathering Kate Moss</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Men</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Remembering</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Iron based irony </span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Giving a shit</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Buying a record player</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">The 80’s</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Any film billed as Powerful and Compelling</span></span></div>
<span style="color: white;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: "symbol"; margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;">·<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt "Times New Roman"; margin: 0px;">
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; margin: 0px;">Neil Young’s used sex toys going for
£18 on *bay</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri";">Contributions
from lifelong friend and professional gobshite, Desmond (roots) Shaw , the ex<span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>END fanzine pin-up, pretty boy, Tony ( loves
Aztec Camera) McClelland, Terry Lindsey and Paul Dooly</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9pt; margin: 0px;">*if there are any ins (or outs , ya cunts) That any of
you find boring or offensive, please attribute to either or both <span style="margin: 0px;"> </span>to Tony or Des. They’re fuckin wrong ‘uns and
sheep worriers yer know.</span></div>
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<b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><span style="font-family: "calibri";"></span>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-56953914959369956482017-06-09T11:05:00.000-07:002017-06-09T11:05:30.946-07:00Get To fuck, maggie May<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/G_LZDchdMJY" width="480"></iframe>The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-41373603481052593562017-03-31T15:35:00.000-07:002017-04-01T04:03:30.720-07:00a few Derby day Ins & Out's<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Ins </span><br /><br /><br />· Keeping a walnut handy <br /><br />· Donald’s teeny tiny hands and penis <br /><br />· Using sandpaper to clean that stubborn clingon <br /><br />· Green Bra’s <br /><br />· Burger nip’s. <br /><br />· Storing porridge in yer Y-fronts on the drive to work <br /><br />· Burnt Ends. <br /><br />· Using stuffed crust as a belt. <br /><br />· Bootle South Youth Club disco <br /><br />· 3 button waist bands <br /><br />· Remembering Adrian Poster <br /><br />· A giant raft in the Philippines <br /><br />· The Blarney Stone, NYC . <br /><br />· Bob Mortimer’s face <br /><br />· Getting Mexico to pay for the building of your new extension. <br /><br />· ¾ Club <br /><br />· Starting a Jumbo Cord’s gang <br /><br />· Vicky McClure <br /><br />· Cow Egg’s <br /><br />· Finding part of a leek In ones underpants. <br /><br />· Singing a racey song and getting caught. <br /><br />· catching your auntie snorting a line. <br /><br />· Snuff. <br /><br />· Lionel Blair lookalikes . <br /><br />· Pickled onion crisps <br /><br />· Teaching yer grandma to suck legs <br /><br />· Dithering <br /><br />· Chemistry sets <br /><br />· Telling the window cleaner he makes you wet <br /><br />· Wearing a fringe like Roger mcGuinn <br /><br />· Beans on Toads <br /><br />· Kennedy (too much apple pie) <br /><br />· String vests <br /><br />· Kentucky avenue <br /><br />· Knee scabs <br /><br />· Violent French women <br /><br />· Les Need <br /><br />· Forgetting <br /><br />· Burnt ends <br /><br />· Ponderosa Glee Boys <br /><br />· Sister Jacqueline & Carmella <br /><br />· twats <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-large;">Outs</span><br /><br /><br />· twats <br /><br />· mates who remember everything <br /><br />· Everything <br /><br />· Ignoring fat cunts <br /><br />· Avoidance Robbie on The Jump <br /><br />· Using yer nans bloomer’s as your wank sock <br /><br />· absorbing <br /><br />· Salt and pepper chip eating supporters <br /><br />· Salt and pepper’s lonely hearts club band <br /><br />· Remembering Gizmo from Brookside at 4.17am <br /><br />· Political images on your facebook <br /><br />· Political images on your face <br /><br />· Asking your nan if she wants to go to the beauticians for a facial <br /><br />· Buying yer mates daughter chocolate and flowers <br /><br />· The Blarney Stone, Renshaw Street <br /><br />· Naming your penis “betty”. <br /><br />· Being invited to a beak and beef barbeque. <br /><br />· Gobshite Ginger snarler’s in Ye Cracke <br /><br />· Not being there. <br /><br />· The green jackets coming to play OXO on your arse <br /><br />· Tooled up townies <br /><br />· Positively reinforcing to your mate that he is indeed a prick. <br /><br />· Being gallant for no apparent reason. <br /><br />· wondering aimlessly and still getting lost. <br /><br />· waking up with your face looking like a bowl of Borsch soup. <br /><br />· Themed wanks. <br /><br />· Being rather partial to kale. <br /><br />· The return of the community oddball. <br /><br />· saying Eh up. <br /><br />· The female mick Jagger lips phenomenon currently sweeping Liverpool. <br /><br />· Auld cunts commenting on current phenomenons <br /><br />· Pop up Pre-fabricated pubs <br /><br />· saying 'if I was ten years younger'. <br /><br />· Mistaking everyone with a beard for each other. <br /><br />· People with no mates and telling you where you’ve gone wrong <br /><br />· Modern Football <br /><br />· Trying to impress people by saying you like Elbow <br /><br />· Joe Anderson <br /><br />· Let downs <br /><br />· Pride in your bellend </b></span><br /> The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-36956788393021136852017-02-28T06:07:00.001-08:002017-02-28T06:07:35.167-08:00Review. Simply Dylan. The Atkinson theatre Southport 4.2.2017 (by Terry Lindsay)<h2>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">As someone who has been fortunate enough to watch Groundpig since around 81(<i>I think</i>) in venues, ranging from the utterly manic <i>Scotty club, bier Keller, and Daily's </i>amongst others, where Groundpig would have hundreds of deranged match going individuals dancing manically to 'nelly the elephant and' postman pat' (the frenzied masses obviously thought the aforementioned tunes were rare and unreleased material from Floyd, and Zappa probably due in the main to a heady transcendental cocktail of Lebanon's finest, along with vast consumption of leg-trembling liquor) as well as songs by Dylan, Lindisfarne, Neil Young, Simon, the dire Dire Straits, Simon and Garfunkel et al. It was a sight to behold watching hundreds and hundreds of Samba / mamba clad scallies (fuck off with yer “casuals”) moshing madly to such mild old folk tunes. Its hard to fathom or to emphasise just how crazy and utterly ecstatic those nights where! (But if you wanna read more about them, check The End’s Groundpig memories here <a href="http://the-end-fanzine.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/groundpig-memories-tribute-to-groundpig.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">The End staff Groundpig memories</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Anyway, enough of my nostalgic risible ramblings and on with the review. The Atkinson theatre is the perfect little place for John (O’connell) and his band to deliver a brilliant and intimate interpretation of Dylan's work. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The Band opened with the wonderfully acerbic “Positively 4th street” (if you have a 2 faced, let down, waster of a “friend”, go and check the lyrics of this song and rejoice in the utter unadulterated cynicism of Dylan’s lyrics to accompany his snarling nasal delivery) this was followed by beautiful renditions of “ISIS”, “changing of the guards”, “Jack of hearts” and probably the best version I have ever heard of “My back pages”. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">John was engaged in a bit of ongoing cordial banter in between songs with some delightfully classy females sat right at the front, from Bolton, who I thought were on a hen night and had simply turned up at the wrong resort believing that they were actually in Blackpool to see Chubby Brown or some other chavvy </span>shite<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> comedian, luckily enough when the lights went on there wasn't a blow up doll or inflatable penis to be seen anywhere!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">You can also catch John playing some old favourites at the slaughter house on the last Friday of every month at Liverpool venue, The Slaughterhouse.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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mass<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Paolo and Donetti’s <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Planting a sausage<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Deciding to deviate<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Filling your mates toilet tank with
porridge oats<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Onion Banjo’s<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Bumfluff butties<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Re-growing your old flick<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Cold custard straight from the can<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Deliberately being a cantankerous twat <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Slow mo wanks<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Punching the wall and breaking your hand
when LFC score against you in the last minute, in the derby<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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pineapple chunks<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Drinking a pint of gravy<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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undies<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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off every message with a turban emoji<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Lynx Africa again<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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drank under the table by your daughters<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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stick wanks<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Pete Burns, fondly.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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WOOL colleagues commenting..on anything<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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a carvery<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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no empathy<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ex punks, thinking they are the only punk that mattered or existed<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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beef on FB<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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experts<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Bulging
ball bags covered in soup<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Don Letts<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Wools
using scouse expressions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Getting
offered Charlie every 10 yards when you’re walking down a street in Portugal
with your teenage daughters.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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sandwhiches<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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about cars<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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the noticeable bulge<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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about covering Theresa May with salt and pepper flavouring<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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bands at the match<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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posts on social media<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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having a filter<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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a bra from the Liverpool Echo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Blert (Nuttall)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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beards<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sometime last year I reviewed a book called “Thank You
for Your Call” by Robert Leigh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“</span><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Hmm, this could
have been so much more. The idea of a call centre worker going out and
murdering some of his overzealous complaining callers is one that appealed to
me. I was hoping for a character similar to Serge in Tim Dorsy's
series...twisted, evil, funny and sadistic with a unswerving sense of
righteousness about his deeds. But I found the lead character as annoying as
his callers. Of course the book ended with our man on the verge of a new
conquest and I guess in time he could become a bit more cynical and humorous
about what he does...but i just felt a little let down that the author seemed a
little reluctant to inject joy and fun into the killing spree</span></i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So, I come to read After Call Work, by one of the UK’s
most exciting “indie writers” around, Ryan Bracha.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If you have read any of his previous work you will know
that, apart from his dynamic, no nonsense writing style Ryan Bracha isn’t afraid
to deliver, hilarious, inventive and twisted characters and story lines. From the
scarily prophetic Dead Man series where he regaled us with the stories of a
gang of rogues and rebels trying to make sense of a un-united kingdom that had
closed its doors to the rest of the world to his hilarious true life short
stories (“<i>The banjo string snapped but the band played on”, “Bogies, and other equally messed up tales of
love, lust, drugs and grandad porn</i>” and other twisted tales like “<i>The Switched”
and “Strangers are just friends that you haven’t killed yet</i>”, you dive into the
mind of a man who can find humour and love in the most evil and violent worlds
imaginable.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So I was particularly excited to see Bracha take on the
world of the call centre after I felt let down by my previous reading experience
in that world.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Although this book is probably as normal as it gets for
Bracha (and his characters are based on people he met when he worked in a call
centre, I believe). The sad but hilarious decent into murder, rim jobs and STD’s of the
books two main characters, Barry (the overweight, socially inept
loner who is cruelly and mercilessly bullied by his contemptible protagonist,
Steve and the other main character Penny (the sexy heroine, loose of morals,
nice heart, unfortunate choice in sexual partners). Penny shows a glimpse of humanity
towards Barry after a devastating incident in the call centre toilets and the
story takes a twist in more ways than you can imagine.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Penny’s fall from Grace is met head on by Barry’s sad infatuation
and soon enough people start to die and the reader is treated to all manner of
twists and red herrings that prevent the story from being in anyway predictable
and keeps your avid interest from start to finish.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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characters is one of the reasons he is such a great writer and although this
outing is set in the real world, in real time with no supernatural or dystopian</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> aids to take
it elsewhere, the characters and the situations they find themselves descending
into makes this as thrilling as any of his previous books. </span></div>
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when I finish a Bracha book and this was no exception. So I was delighted to
see that <i>After Call Work</i> is book 1 of an up coming series and I just know it’s going to
get even funnier and twisted with each book. I can’t wait for the next one.</span></div>
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The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-41625481701958148752016-07-20T12:33:00.002-07:002016-07-20T23:59:52.430-07:00Book review Deadinburgh (hunted) Mark Wilson<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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of this series leaves a door open for similar fayre from the talented Mark
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Anyone who’s followed my reviews on here will know how much
I’ve enjoyed the series thus far. The story began with the initial imprisonment
of plague sufferers under the grounds of St. Marys church in Edinburgh and how
centuries later all hell was let loose in Edinburgh when the crypts were opened
and zombie-like survivors ate and killed through the population of Modern day
Edinburgh. In a short time, the UK
government erected a wall / fence around the entirety of Edinburgh sealing in
survivours and Zombies (The Ringed) alike.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Throughout the series we have gotten to meet some of the
survivours including the main young heroes of the tales (<i>Alys</i> and <i>Joe</i>), as well
as other regulars like <i>Steph, James</i> and one of my favourite villains of all
time, “Bracha” (whose true identity is revealed in book 3 of the series,
causing your humble narrator to spit out his rice crispies in utter shock and
mirth!) There have been important characters throughout the books, none more
so I guess, than Joe and Steph’s parents and Joes adopted father Figure, <i>Jock</i>. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Wilson brings them all to life with unnerving
reality (especially given the nature / genre of the books) Each and every
character is brought to life, flaws and all. This is no twee Young Adult
series…not by a long chalk. The killings, battles, fights and even the family
relationships are brutal. But there is
humour, sadness and Uplifting moments aplenty throughout all of the first 3
books of the series and (thank you Mr Wilson) an epic good versus evil battle. (theres also a story changing twist to the end of book 2 Deadinburgh,
<i>Alliances</i>). I thought that was it….,game over after the defining book 3 battle. I was gutted. I felt that there was so much
more to build on. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">This final instalment not only ties up all the loose ends
brilliantly, it also introduces brilliant new characters like <i>The Deacon, Jess,
The Eunuch</i> and a whole new sinister
cult, founded decades earlier when they sealed their privileged arse's in a golf
club house community and its surrounding lands, away from contamination and the
Ringed.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Joe’s father makes an unexpected and unwelcome return and
thankfully, for everyone’s entertainment, the twisted and tortured Bracha
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">This is where it’s difficult to discuss without giving
too much away to you unfortunates who haven’t read any of the series.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Behind the scenes of the internal hunts, battles,
infections and slayings is an even more sinister monster…and after Joe and Alys
meet up with Joes father an even bigger event unfolds that puts the entire
world at risk.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Will it survive, will our heroes survive? ..I swear that
I read the final few chapters open mouthed as Wilson uses his literary talents
to paint images of despair, hope, victory, defeat, death and life and more death firmly in your mind’s eye.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">I was genuinely happy / sad when it all finally ended as
Wilson has such a brilliant knack of drawing you in emotionally to his characters.
The ending for these particular group was nigh on perfect for me…and around
this ending Wilson intertwined some new twists and tales that firmly opened the
door for a new adventure that left me with a smile on my face whilst my brain
and heart were mourning the final end of the Deadinburgh stories.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-2683658581190190722016-05-25T12:04:00.000-07:002016-05-25T12:04:14.643-07:00Johnny Mac & The High Explosives - Cry Mercy (Album Review)<h2 style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">I also said that big Johnny Mac was one of the most underrated singer songwriters the region has ever produced and I stand by that.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Now in 2016. Johnny has released a solo album that has taken me on a whole new roller coaster ride.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Gone are the heavy reggae baselines and the pacey punk rock vibes in comes a wonderful world of beats, samples and dance grooves. Whilst it was a shock to the system on first hearing, it becomes obvious quite quickly that above it all the punk ethos remains. In that respect there's an obvious comparison to <i>Big Audio Dynamite </i> (</span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Punk meets Dance grooves and samples</span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">). But to be honest, <i>Cry Mercy</i> has a sound all of its own. The anger, politics and social comment that we associate with Western Promise are all present and correct and if anything, maybe even a little angrier. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">The Likes of <i>Burn down Babylon, Evil Black Heart and I Got Nothing but my Soul </i>contain some of Johnnie's most poignant lyrics and the rest of the</span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"> album is chock a block with great songs, massive tunes and an array of beats and rhythms to raise yer spirits and move yer auld fat arses.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">The Production is immense and I was left pondering how this would perform chart wise if the likes of Strummer or Jones <i>had</i> released it.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">The best track by far for me is, <i>Mother of a Million Dead</i>, a political anti war rant that builds into a song of pure epic proportions! Its worth the album price alone.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Go buy this brilliant album, yer mingebags! Support our local musicians. There's not many around as honest and hard working as Big John and <b>defo</b> not many locals who have produced an album of this quality in recent years!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Having a thumb like a sausage roll<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Finding a cat under your foreskin <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Not reacting to stimuli<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Not liking positive feedback..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Preferring Genesis to Floyd...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Still being the drunk on the bus..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Having a pasty face but not being on the brown...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Mapping out your future...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being despised...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Living in an asylum voluntarily..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Following the postman..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Having a goatee beard when your eight.... <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Updating things all the fookin time...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Cursing curses <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Pretending you’re a brief...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being truthful to the priest... <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Weird welsh sheep staring you out ...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Medication time... <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being a lying bastard...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Space cakin MARY BERRY....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Inviting Mormons to have a line..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">OUTS...<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">New shiny friends..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">High standards.. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Mingebag, broosted, relatives....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Becoming bezzies with someone u met in the back of a
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sincerity..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Not knowing or caring wot the fuck word structure is...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">40 plus gell eads....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being under the radar for years n years...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Planning Ladies day from a secure unit..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Having a big red whisky kipper when u don,t touch a
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Looking at your phone when someones boring the arse off
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Saying Bizzies much to often...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being a treasurer... <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being intimate with cheesecloth...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Grinning like a knob ead...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Honest haircuts..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Preferring Thelma to Daphne in Scooby Doo...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Messaging aliens...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Squat thrusts in the chippy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Rejecting helpful advice<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Keeping your favourite carrot warm (in your special
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Colouring your nipples<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Using cold curry for sex games<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Dreaming of curry flavoured edible panties<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Asking your boss to film you taking a shit <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Overzealous zealots<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Pissing in you nans slippers<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Presenting your bulge with pride<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Explaining ins and outs to an American<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Blaming immigration for soggy fish fingers<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Using a condom to smuggle an affordable hot dog into the
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Old Swan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Staring at your dogs anus until you can see Jesus’s face<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Launching scotch eggs at your 7 yr old daughter, using a
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Finding inspiration in Farmfoods<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Being hasty <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Me? her ? or is it her n me? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">Go out drinking, come to blows.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">Tubby trendies being amazed <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">Is it unhealthy salary or cherries to glaze? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">This tastes really pukka or did he say puke <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">The food banks are growing no need for rebuke,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">See we’re all chums together ‘pass me the heather <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">Goes nice in this weather.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">Nip down to SAINSBURYS, Nigellas a dream. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">Absolutely... the buzz word in unreality land <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;">These pat on the back cretins I can’t fuckin stand...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>POEM ...THE RANT.
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<span style="font-size: large;">I REALLY DON’T DESERVE THIS, I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M HERE <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">IF I BLUB A LITTLE MORE WILL I LOOK SINCERE. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">SPENT 10 GRAND DESIGNER DRESS, DESIGNED BY SOME MAD TWAT <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">WHO FLEECES DEAD ‘EAD ALLEDGED CELEBS, HE’S NOT AS MAD AS
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<span style="font-size: large;">WHO THE FUCK IS OSCAR? I THINK WE SHOULD BE TOLD <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">IS HE THE PERV WE ALL SWERVE UNLESS THE FILM AINT SOLD?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I’VE GOT THE HANKIES READY, I DON’T EXPECT THE CALL <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">THE PAPARAZZIS READY, CUE SPONTANEOUS BAWL.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">OH, MY GOSH DEARRRR DARLINGS ITS FAB SIMPLY DEVINE <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">WIPE THE POWDER OFF YOUR NOSE SNORTING’s STILL A CRIME. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">TO MUCH DOUGH IS RIDING CANT LEAVE THINGS TO CHANCE <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ART FOR ARTS SAKE KISS MY ARSE YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CHANCE. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">HEY AM NO CYNIC, HONEST GUV AM REALLY NOT THAT TYPE,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">BUT WHEN YOUR COSIED ON YOUR COUCH JUST DON’T BELEIVE THE
HYPE.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><u><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Not a Poem<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Oh this is not a poem sorry to disappoint you sherry
sippin’ dreamers! More a piece of socio something history. An item of clothing
I spotted at Wembley on a recent cold and as it turns out dismal visit. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">IT concerns head wear and I’m not referring to the 100%
misnamed jesters hat, (strangely popular with Man City fans ) or the alleged
cockney baker boy hat, mocked by fashion victims in North Face baseball hats,
blag Hugo Boss polo shirts and Matalan sneakers.,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Step forward the bobble/ ski hat. Popularised in the
early 80,s as documented in the glorious pages of The End magazine (we always called it <i>magazine </i>for that is what it was…. fan
of no one) The bobble hat is back !! . The craze in the Mersey region for
Bobbble hats in the early to mid-80s quickly spread further afield… Mancunian
land the ever receptive county of Yorkshire and even bonny Scotland. Too soon
the loathsome sectarian half n half hat appeared, to the delight of bigots. It
was a sure fire success. Liverpool / Rangers, Liverpool / Celtic, Everton / Celtic, Rangers / Everton hats (maybe linked to the ongoing troubles in
Ireland ) reached saturation point. .Hair also started getting longer, loose
curly perms starting to peak out, coupled with the not too fondly reminisced
"Muzzie"..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">At a rally in the as then mining town of Leigh during the
80s Miners strike I witnessed an obviously confused young chap resplendent in a
Liverpool / Man Utd / Rangers bobble hat!? Yes a <i>thirds hat</i> (for I can think of no other thing to call it).
Hopefully the Mental Health Act was applied in its fullest and most vigorous
fashion!.... this fella needed help..I never did see a Christo centric Everton /
Celtic / Rangers hat . Political Correctness was not big at the time. Even a
tambourine bashing Harry Krishna would have threw up at that one!. The more
enlightened folks would say a Tranmere / Ross County hat provoke or have any menace attached? Judging by the
fashion gurus who police away games the empathetic answer is watch yer back. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">The latest item to irk the Gok Wan Jihadists clad in black, travelling up down dale in
support of THEIR team is the dreaded half n half scarf! The symbol of globe
trotting , smiling product placed clones who descend on Anfield, Highbury, Old
Trafford, Celtic Park et al. A selfie
beamed back to Kuala Lumpar in less time than it took for the hot dog man
outside the Kop to suffocate your tasty evening meal with steaming . addictive
aromatic onions, in days of yore. (These days jumbo shite anything outside the
ground will set you back at least a tenner, the working class game is slipping
some say being dragged out of our grasp).. Like a red rag to a bull this selfie
will have the holy grail of hate held aloft, the half n half scarf. The End
staff have thought long and hard over this one. Soul searching tears walks the
usual fare similar to when a door hinge becomes entangled in a row.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">The verdict is.? Total indifference get over it it's only
a fookin’ scarf!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">So… err….. anyway. Bobble Hats are back! Retro friendly
people company “Hat Scarf n badge”, purveyors of all things L.F.C and soul
bruvvers of <i>End Incorporated</i> are
probably behind this plot for Barnet domination. The thirst for 80s regalia
shows no sign of wavering. Holiday tubbies spilling out of Tachini mini shorts
(some might even say speedos). This summer will shortly be off piste,
iconic bobble hat neatly squeezed onto bulbous head. Zooming down The Alps,
Parka zipped up tight. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Parka? No not the gaudy green one favoured by lamb chop
faced weekend Mods. No,the sleek blue nylon variety which pre dates the Lazio
Ultras circa 2001 ? That as we say is a story for another day. Good bye suckers </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;"><b>Poem....Top Of The
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">How many arses have been kissed how many knives in the back?
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">To tell the truth I couldn’t care less, no point in
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">More faces than a town hall clock in a world where the
snide is king, <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">For Ghandi’s flip-flops see my tongue, speciality the
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">Professional patter on the back no stone I wouldn't
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">The belly of a snake is as high as I’d make morality is
booty to plunder.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">Selling your Grandma depends on the price <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">The paedophile
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">"Pray for all sinners” let's hope thick grease can
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<span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;">Those cunts on the pole as they squirm to the top.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Paladin noun historical – a warrior that is fully devoted
to kindness and ridding the universe of evil Paladins is an apt description for
the contributors to this charity anthology. This publication has been put
together by a whole community of writers who have each written a story
especially for this title. The stories all feature a person, or persons in
distress and with someone, the knight-errant coming to their aid. Sounds cosy
doesn’t it? Nothing of the sort! …Expect pain. Expect violence. Expect…the
unexpected. But most of all, expect great stories, written with heart. This
anthology was inspired by a very special lady called Henrietta Furchtenicht who
was given six months to live when she was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma over four
years ago – Henri’s battle continues. All proceeds from this book will be going
to the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation (Paladins publicity blurb)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Well as the intro above explains, this book was put
together after it became known that Henri Furchtenicht, (wife of Craig, one of
the many brilliant contributors to this book) was diagnosed with Multiple
Myeloma.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I won’t pretend to be an expert of the illness, but most
of us have been touched by knowing someone who has one form of cancer and we
know the heartache and distress it causes to friends and family as well as the
illness and pain inflicted on the sufferer. I follow Henri on facebook and she
is indeed an inspiring person, Brutally honest and funny as hell..go become
friends and wish her well.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The thing I want to say about this book is that I have
tried many times to get into the short stories genre and it has never held my
interest. I read books to become immersed in another world so I’m not dwelling
on the crappy one I dwell in. I find that short stories don’t in general, help
me escape as I read before I drop off to sleep. I also want to make it clear
that this review isn’t influenced by the fact it was inspired by Henri or that
the proceeds go to the multiple myeloma foundation. Nope.. I just read it and
bleedin’ loved it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">There are many writers featured, but if I mention every
one and review every story this review itself would become a short story in its
own right, so forgive me if I miss out your favourite story or author (a list
of the contributors feature at the bottom of the review)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The book features some of the indie writers that I have
been banging on about for the last 2 years..Ryan Bracha, Kieth Nixon and Robert
Cowan to name but a few (and not forgetting that the artwork was done by one of
my tips for writer stardom, Mark Wilson). <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">As I would expect all writers not only matched their
previous work but actually exceeded expectations. Each story is very loosely linked to a theme
and while they are vastly different in style and accent (English, Scottish and
American writers contribute) We even have a scouse contributor in the form of
Linda Angel with, surely, one of the sweariest stories you will ever read,
hilarious and poignant..I will be searching for more from Linda in the very near
future. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Other highlights were Bracha’s description of his
character’s descent into old age and dementia. This was more terrifying (and
pertinent) than any horror story this humble narrator has ever read. Best of
all though was reading contributions from those writers I have never read
anything by, Bill Baber, Jason Beech, Christopher Davis, Craig Douglas, Craig
Furchtenicht, David Jaggers, Cal Marcius, Matt Mattila, , Gareth Spark, Aidan
Thorn, Gabriel Valjan, Graham Wynd and the afore mentioned Linda Angel..all of
whom surpassed and delighted my reading senses.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Dark tales of Death, destruction, duplicity abound..and
the grizzly comeuppance for at least 3 paedophiles make this book compelling
and wonderfully entertaining.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Go out and buy this book now, Buy it on its own merit, I
guarantee you will love these stories<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">If you are that way inclined go and buy it to contribute
to a very worthy cause and help put a smile on Henri and Craig’s faces.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Just buy it for yer bleedin’ m*ngebags!!! (Linda will
know that phrase!)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>It is so overwhelming that these people put this together
in honor of me and the people that have been affected by cancer. Some that have
experienced it themselves. It is a beautiful thing from some beautiful people.
They have put a lot of work into this to donate it to MM. From the heart's of
compassionate people that have given me hope.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>“I have come to realize that heroes often grace our lives
when we least expect them, sometimes in the form of complete strangers. The
authors of the stories you are about to read are a perfect example of that.
Social media has the amazing ability to bring our worlds closer, to offer us
the chance to meet those people we would have otherwise never known. We share
our shining moments with them along with our darkest days. Eventually the world
in which we all live in seems a little less foreign and a whole lot more
inviting. We find that no one is truly a stranger and that the heroes have been
there all along.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>A few years ago I would have never imagined myself
writing these words on the night before Christmas 2015. When my oncologist
first diagnosed me with Multiple Myeloma in June of 2012 he only gave me 6
months to live. I was already in the last stage of this rare form of blood
cancer that attacks the plasma cells found in the bone marrow. At the time of
my diagnosis I had seven broken ribs on my left side. He told me that there was
no cure for my type of cancer. We could only treat it to the point of remission
with high doses of chemotherapy and stem cell transplants. This is when I was
first introduced to Dr. Guido Tricot, the finest oncologist that Belgium has
ever produced. He has kept me alive, though at times I thought he was trying to
kill me in the process.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>My husband Craig and I are so fortunate to live very
close to the University of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics. In the first year we
easily spent more time in that place than we did at home. I underwent two stem
cell transplants each consisting of 3 ½ weeks of being quarantined in a
hospital unit with nothing but Craig and a puke bucket. Neither of them left my
side during the entire ordeal. During the hours that I was in a self-induced
trance Craig wrote to keep his sanity. By the end of the second transplant he had
finished his first novel. Months later I found it hidden away in a desk drawer.
After a bit of wifely persuasion he reluctantly published it.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>Because of that book, through one social media site or
another, we have both become friends with each of the contributors of this
anthology. Fighting cancer was not how I wanted to meet any of these amazing
people, but whether they knew it or not they gave me encouragement I needed
from a world away. They kept me going when it would have been so much easier to
just give up. I saw Ryan and Rebecca Bracha bring their beautiful daughter
Delilah into the world, went to Borneo with Robert Cowan and got to wish Aidan
Thorn’s father a happy birthday. Darren Sant told me what an oatcake was. I saw
Matt Mattila go to California, admired Katrina Tia Davies in her wedding dress
and watched Keith Nixon move his family across country. I’ve seen a little girl
paint her dad’s fingernails and his son holding a “Refugees Welcome” sign in
his little red boots. Each one of these writers and so many others have given
me the strength and hope that the cancer has tried to take away.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>I have read many of the stories written by these authors,
including my husband’s. Though they are dark and gritty and downright
unwholesome, I must laugh when I get over the shock of reading them. I know for
a fact that each of them truly has a heart of gold. When Aidan Thorn approached
us with the idea of putting a book together to help support the Multiple
Myeloma Research Foundation, words could not begin to describe how blessed I
felt. So much love for these people that I thought my heart would burst. So
enjoy the book and take comfort in knowing that the proceeds will go towards
finding a cure someday.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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Baber, Jason Beech, Ryan Bracha, Robert Cowan, Christopher Davis, Craig
Douglas, Craig Furchtenicht, David Jaggers, Cal Marcius, Matt Mattila, Keith
Nixon, Darren Sant, Gareth Spark, Aidan Thorn, Gabriel Valjan, Mark Wilson,
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">brilliant. Mark Wilson continues to enthrall me with his
writing. This book loosely follows on from Wilson's [book:Bobby's Boy|14743931]
not in storyline, but in the linking of characters. Wilson's writing and story
telling prowess has grown so much from the earlier book.This book is set 40yrs
or so on from Bobby's boy during a time when 99% of every male in the world has
been rendered infertile and the worlds population is reliant on synthetic sperm
supplied exclusively by "synthi Co" headed by the mysterious muti
billionaire Gavin Ennis.<br />
The story centres around the Kinsella Family, (different generations of which
are featured in Wilson's "Lanarkshire Strays" trilogy of books) .
Alex Kinsella is one of the rare males able to conceive naturally and Alex and
his wife, Sarah's offspring, Tommy, attracts the unwanted attention of Ennis
just as Sarah is recovering from severe depression and drug dependency. Alex is
whisked off to an island to save his family..whilst Sarah spends the next
decade trying to find him.<br />
Wilson's glimpse of the future and his fascinating descriptions of the science
behind the synthetic fertility process aligned with a family's love and
strength to stay together made for a beautiful and tense thriller, reminiscent
of Iain M Banks forays into future life.<br />
Another easy 5 stars for Mark Wilson. Highly recommended<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Paladin</span></b><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";"> <i>noun
historical – a warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the
universe of evil Paladins is an apt description for the contributors to this
charity anthology. This publication has been put together by a whole community
of writers who have each written a story especially for this title. The stories
all feature a person, or persons in distress and with someone, the
knight-errant coming to their aid. Sounds cosy doesn’t it? Nothing of the sort!
…Expect pain. Expect violence. Expect…the unexpected. But most of all, expect
great stories, written with heart. This anthology was inspired by a very
special lady called Henrietta Furchtenicht who was given six months to live
when she was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma over four years ago – Henri’s
battle continues. All proceeds from this book will be going to the Multiple
Myeloma Research Foundation</i> (Paladins publicity blurb)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Well as the intro
above explains, this book was put together after it became known that Henri
Furchtenicht, (wife of Craig, one of the many brilliant contributors to this
book) was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">I won’t pretend to be
an expert of the illness, but most of us have been touched by knowing someone
who has one form of cancer and we know the heartache and distress it causes to
friends and family as well as the illness and pain inflicted on the sufferer. I
follow Henri on facebook and she is indeed an inspiring person, Brutally honest
and funny as fuck..go become friends and wish her well.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">The thing I want to
say about this book is that ..I have tried many times to get into the short
stories genre and it has never held my interest. I read books to become
immersed in another world so I’m not dwelling on the shitty one I dwell in. I
find that short stories don’t in general, help me escape as I read before I
drop off to sleep. I also want to make it clear that this review isn’t
influenced by the fact it was inspired by Henri or that the proceeds go to the
multiple myeloma foundation. Nope.. I just read it and fucking loved it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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featured, but if I mention every one and review every story this review itself
would become a short story in its own right, so forgive me if I miss out your
favourite story or author (a list of the contributors feature at the bottom of
the review)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">The book features some
of the indie writers that I have been banging on about for the last 2
years..Ryan Bracha, Kieth Nixon and Robert Cowan to name but a few (and not
forgetting that the artwork was done by one of my tips for <i>writer stardom</i>, Mark Wilson). <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">As I would expect all
writers not only matched their previous work but actually exceeded
expectations. Each story is very loosely
linked to a theme and while they are vastly different in style and accent.(English,
Scottish and American writers contribute) We even have a scouse contributor in
the form of Lnda Angel with, surely, one of the sweariest stories you will ever
read, hilarious and poignant..I will be searching for more from Linda in the
very near future. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Other highlights were
Bracha’s description of his character’s descent into old age and dementia. This
was more terrifying (and pertinent) than any horror story this humble narrator
has ever read. Best of all though was reading contributions from those writers
I have never read anything by, <i>Bill
Baber, Jason Beech, Christopher Davis, Craig Douglas, Craig Furchtenicht, David
Jaggers, Cal Marcius, Matt Mattila, , Gareth Spark, Aidan Thorn, Gabriel
Valjan, Graham Wynd</i> and the afore mentioned <i>Linda Angel</i>..all of whom surpassed and delighted my reading senses.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Dark tales of Death, destruction,
duplicity abound..and the grizzly comeuppance for at least 3 paedophiles make
this book compelling and wonderfully entertaining.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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book now, Buy it on its own merit, I guarantee you will love these stories<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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inclined go and buy it to contribute to a very worthy cause and help put a
smile on Henri and Craig’s faces.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">It is so overwhelming
that these people put this together in honor of me and the people that have
been affected by cancer. Some that have experienced it themselves. It is a
beautiful thing from some beautiful people. They have put a lot of work into
this to donate it to MM. From the heart's of compassionate people that have
given me hope.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">“I have come to
realize that heroes often grace our lives when we least expect them, sometimes
in the form of complete strangers. The authors of the stories you are about to
read are a perfect example of that. Social media has the amazing ability to
bring our worlds closer, to offer us the chance to meet those people we would
have otherwise never known. We share our shining moments with them along with
our darkest days. Eventually the world in which we all live in seems a little
less foreign and a whole lot more inviting. We find that no one is truly a
stranger and that the heroes have been there all along.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">A few years ago I
would have never imagined myself writing these words on the night before
Christmas 2015. When my oncologist first diagnosed me with Multiple Myeloma in
June of 2012 he only gave me 6 months to live. I was already in the last stage
of this rare form of blood cancer that attacks the plasma cells found in the
bone marrow. At the time of my diagnosis I had seven broken ribs on my left
side. He told me that there was no cure for my type of cancer. We could only
treat it to the point of remission with high doses of chemotherapy and stem
cell transplants. This is when I was first introduced to Dr. Guido Tricot, the
finest oncologist that Belgium has ever produced. He has kept me alive, though
at times I thought he was trying to kill me in the process.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">My husband Craig and I
are so fortunate to live very close to the University of Iowa Hospitals and
Clinics. In the first year we easily spent more time in that place than we did
at home. I underwent two stem cell transplants each consisting of 3 ½ weeks of
being quarantined in a hospital unit with nothing but Craig and a puke bucket.
Neither of them left my side during the entire ordeal. During the hours that I
was in a self-induced trance Craig wrote to keep his sanity. By the end of the
second transplant he had finished his first novel. Months later I found it
hidden away in a desk drawer. After a bit of wifely persuasion he reluctantly
published it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Because of that book,
through one social media site or another, we have both become friends with each
of the contributors of this anthology. Fighting cancer was not how I wanted to
meet any of these amazing people, but whether they knew it or not they gave me
encouragement I needed from a world away. They kept me going when it would have
been so much easier to just give up. I saw Ryan and Rebecca Bracha bring their
beautiful daughter Delilah into the world, went to Borneo with Robert Cowan and
got to wish Aidan Thorn’s father a happy birthday. Darren Sant told me what an
oatcake was. I saw Matt Mattila go to California, admired Katrina Tia Davies in
her wedding dress and watched Keith Nixon move his family across country. I’ve
seen a little girl paint her dad’s fingernails and his son holding a “Refugees
Welcome” sign in his little red boots. Each one of these writers and so many
others have given me the strength and hope that the cancer has tried to take
away.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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the stories written by these authors, including my husband’s. Though they are
dark and gritty and downright unwholesome, I must laugh when I get over the
shock of reading them. I know for a fact that each of them truly has a heart of
gold. When Aidan Thorn approached us with the idea of putting a book together
to help support the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation, words could not begin
to describe how blessed I felt. So much love for these people that I thought my
heart would burst. So enjoy the book and take comfort in knowing that the
proceeds will go towards finding a cure someday.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Baber, Jason Beech, Ryan Bracha, Robert Cowan, Christopher Davis, Craig
Douglas, Craig Furchtenicht, David Jaggers, Cal Marcius, Matt Mattila, Keith
Nixon, Darren Sant, Gareth Spark, Aidan Thorn, Gabriel Valjan, Mark Wilson,
Graham Wynd<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-76746578006037578042016-02-23T06:10:00.000-08:002016-02-23T06:22:11.667-08:00Davie Craig is a Dead Man. By Ryan Bracha. End Fanzine Book review<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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am a big fan of Ryan Bracha. To try and
sum up his writing style would be trite ..I just couldn’t do it justice. However I was talking to a very well read
friend recently about Bracha and a few other authors who have grabbed my
imagination and he advised that my description of Bracha’s writing style would
sit comfortably as similar in style to Ernest Hemmingway (Having not read any
of Ernie’s books to date, I can’t confirm). What I will say (again) is that he
writes in a manner that grabs the reader’s attention right from the off. It’s
all about dialogue and interaction. You
won’t find any paragraph-long descriptions of the ripples in a puddle that a
character has just walked through to show off the writers writing prowess. It’s
all about the story and the characters. I find this is ideal for me, as a
dyslexic reader who struggles to remember what he’s read. It’s no coincidence
that I am able to plough through his books at a much quicker speed that most
other writers.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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“Davie Craig is a dead man”. This is the third and final part of his <i>dead man</i> trilogy (check my reviews for
“Paul Carter is a dead man” and “Ben Turner is a dead man”..if you haven’t read
them, then I would strongly urge you to do so). Each of the books depicts a
“New Britain” that has literally closed its doors to the rest of the world,
Scotland and Ireland included, where law enforcement penalties are decided by a
gullible and susceptible British public via “the Network” ..(social media gone mad).<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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small and very motley group of rebels led by the irascible Paul Carter. He is
joined by the cute but deadly Katie and the downright mad bastard that is Ben
Turner..and later in book 2 we meet the terrifying, but oddly attractive Nat
Sweeney. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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have initially dispersed and Ben and Nat’s psychopathic tendencies rise to new
and enthralling heights. In fact I would go as far to say that in this book
their characters rise to the fore to such an extent that they are probably the
main characters despite the books title (Davie Craig is also a psycho like, but
he has nothing on those two). <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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twist, showing how New Britain has become the laughing stock of the world, as
the world looks on with malevolent enjoyment at the uprising, which in turn brings out the
most sadistic acts of violence from our heroes and heroines yet.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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and Jacob (Jacob reminding me of a character called Bracha in Mark Wilsons
Deadinburgh trilogy) that speed the
story along to its inevitable conclusion. I don’t want to ruin the plot so I
will finish here and just add that I cannot recommend this book highly
enough..violent, thought provoking, funny as fuck and even a little romantic. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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when the book finished and I realised I won’t get to read anymore about this
wonderful bunch of mad bastards. I am
genuinely gutted.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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books immediately and once you have read them, go and seek out the rest of
Bracha’s works. For me he remains the most exciting writer around and only
seems to improve with each book.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Exploding robins</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Bald children</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Balancing a peanut on your penis </span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Agent LVG</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Starting a gang in your fifty's</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Inexplicably sounding like Lee
Marvin in mid sentence.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Talking in back slang to your
dog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Yearning for nothing in particular.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Finally grasping the complexities of
earl grey tea.Claiming to have copped for a female Kurdish freedom fighter.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Completely missing the point and
getting smacked because of it.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Boycotting boycotts.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Fiddle players crotch area,</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Mary MacGregor's nipples</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Having a perpetual look of disgust.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Becoming all teary eyed about Checkmate
(club)</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">The sinister re- emergence of Bowie
Kecks.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Jürgen klopps omnipresent smile.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Having a semi erotic dream about
Pauli walnuts of soprano’s fame.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Singing 'Salisbury hill' in your
sleep.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Shoulder charging a snail</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Wearing yer sisters tights for work</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Yodelling in the street end</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Fantasising about runny yolks</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Building a life size coffin with
your kids lego set</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Smoking a kipper in a big fat cone</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Being a daft ‘apeth</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Holding on to your mates testicles
for dear life</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Buying your mate Lidl Trainees for
his birthday</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Wooden curtains</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Friendly lesbians </span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Frisky sausages</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Mouldy old dough (in the star and
garter)</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Stashing yoghurt in your undies</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Crotchless socks</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Telling your dad he is gay</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Having a big toe that looks like an
index finger</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Dating a Salmon </span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Jeremey Corbyn’s wrinkled elbows</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">“mind yer car mate?”</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Having an affair with Peter Purvis</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";"><strong>OUTs</strong></span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Pointing out my spelling erors</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Joggers skin tags</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Deluded fat people calling other
people fat</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Wool behaviour</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Reunions.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Knowing the right people</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Getting beat up in a cupboard</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Temporary insanity.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Coming home after six months with an
Alberto Moreno haircut.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">The past catching up with you.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Your nan catching up with you</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Polishing your knee’s</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Sundried chips</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Saying "stranger things have
happened".</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Hilary Benn's treacherous eyes.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Lying about your age.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Regurgitating the same old shite.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Tracking down unfunny comedians.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Going missing from Facebook.</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Indiscriminate Bombings of little
country's</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Noticing Fiddle player crotch area’s</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Fiddling with fiddle players crotch
area</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Ian Ayres crotch rot (caught from
his leather motorbike cecks)</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Biting bricks to impress the ladies</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Badgering Burnley fans</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Bumming a rolie </span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Surprising yer local bobby with a
friendly can of marrowfat peas</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Being spiked in the 02</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Proud of being a gobshite</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Finding out Cameron also fucked an
eel</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Pimping out your poodle</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Working for the clampdown</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Ambling</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Having an index finger that looks
like a big toe</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Thinking you are Shirley Valentine</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Starting a phone sex line up in the
lounge of the Throttles nest</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Scurrying</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">Flirting with your neighbours
wheelie bin</span></div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span></div>
</span><br />
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<br /></div>
The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-50243513164305617782015-12-08T11:13:00.000-08:002015-12-08T11:13:19.839-08:00Western Promise- HERE COMES A REVOLUTION. album review. Brilliant... go buy it yer mingebag!<h2 style="text-align: center;">
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<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: x-large;"><strong>Western Promise- Here Comes A Revolution</strong></span></span>
</div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman";">
</span><br />
</span><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">At long
last <strong>Western promise</strong> have …errr, fulfilled their promise and released the album
that’s been scratching, banging scraping and screaming deep down in their soul…a
soul soaked deep in punk rock, ska and working class Merseyside virtues.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>These boys have been knocking around for a
few decades and seem to escape recognition from snobby scouse muso’s who only
seem to value the arty or the melodious 60’s based Liverpool bands. All of whom
are perfectly great, but there is more to Liverpool bands than that..and
there’s a time and place to recognise that true rock n roll bands graft and
fight and rant and rage. Yes, there is still a place in this world for good
old fashioned punk ethics.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Best of all
they can knock out a fucking great tune too.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif";">I was
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promise are a one trick Pony riding on the coat tails of The Clash.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">I’ve said before that these boys wear their hearts on
their sleeves and are not scared to ram their influences down our throats with
great glee. Their love of The Clash shines throughout, from the album artwork
through to the final track where we are treated to a wonderful cover of
<i>Straight to Hell</i> (featuring Mick Jones…yeah, MICK fuckin JONES! , Carl Hunter
from the Farm, Chelcee Grimes and Gary Christian) the boys pay homage to their
heroes. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">However it must be made clear that there is so much more to Western
Promise than punk, reggae and Ska and thankfully this album showcases what they
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">For your dollar you get the raw Punky Ska of classics
like </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wake up Call</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> and the
brilliant,Strummeresque </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bullet Proof</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">
as well as the reggae infused </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Blood running</i> <span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">(“<i>only cowards and scum carry knives and guns</i>”)</span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">
and album title track </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Here comes a revolution</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> (including a superb dub version)..Chelcee Grimes superb
backing vocals adding a new authentic element to the track but we are also
treated to another side of Western Promise…Epic tracks like </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Setting Sun</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">, </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Living The High Life</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">, the beautiful lament that is </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sad Old England</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">, </span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">(“Sad old England, down
on her knee’s. Will the last soul leaving turn the lights out please”)</span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> feature acoustic
guitar, and piano behind moving lyrics about the sorry state of our nation and
showcase the underrated John McGlone’s vocal and song writing talents (and the
bands musical ranges). It’s astonishing to hear really.... His range goes from
pure Strummer to a softer ((but equally powerful) range on the above
tracks..dare I say it the vocal on the sweeping, legendary </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Charlie Wright</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> reminds me of Holly Johnston! (and that’s not meant
as an insult!) He even does a bit of Ranking Roger style toasting on </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bullet Proof</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> . As the album goes through
it’s various styles, we also are treated to some Merseyside style hip hop on </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Click Click</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> and then there is the
Powerful spoken-word rant against society that is </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Are you not Entertained</i><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">…another rallying cry for the nation to rise
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">My favourite track is probably the simplest track in
terms of musical complexity, it’s a tribute to Jerry Lee Lewis, and is like a 3
minute classic called <i>Send for The Killer</i>…..kind
of rock n roll / crossed with ska! Once again Chelcee Grimes’ backing vocals
add enormously to the track especially as the song closes to a crashing crescendo
of a finale. I’m convinced this would be an instant hit in the Rancid inspired current
Punk / Ska scene in America and hope music lovers in the UK finally take note. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">This is a perfect album for <i>End Fanzine </i>readers of an age
who were inspired by The Clash, The Specials and The Jam rather those younger
folks who were inspired by the Stone Roses, Shack and The La’s…(but even those
music lovers should give this album a listen. Honestly, its fucking ace).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">I truly hope Western Promise finally get the recognition
they deserve as a result of this album release… <i>Here comes a Revolution</i> is the perfect xmas gift for yourself or
yer mates.. go and buy it yer mingebags..this is easily my favourite album of
2015.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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The End Fanzinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05931892365069958618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8263019867244803348.post-83668198125158303762015-11-16T12:07:00.001-08:002015-11-16T12:07:26.294-08:00Book review. On the Seventh Day . By Mark Wilson<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I’m running out of superlatives to describe the works of
Mark Wilson. Often compared to his compatriot, Irvine Welsh, I find that’s a
tad lazy as he has a completely different writing style. I find that Mr Wilsons
work is more subtle and deeply considered than the full throttle assault Irvine
welsh often adopts.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">When approaching this book and reading the little teasers
(again the Irvine welsh comparison was made) like "<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">God hates you. Regardless of religion, race, sex, sexuality or
nationality. He hates all of you. Basically, you are fucked</i>."…it would
be fair to say I was expecting a full on twisted barrage of anti-religious
abuse. Whereas what Mark Wilson does with this book is to gently satirise
religion by way of the retelling of biblical stories through the eyes of “Nick”
who is one of the main characters in the book, while The other main characters
wreak havoc in the present as Jesus is resurrected by way of inhabiting the
body of a nondescript Scotsman, along with Moses as his right hand man
inhabiting the body of a Manchester United footballer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">So the book has two streams throughout, That of Jay and
Mo, trying to convince the entire world (<em>every single one of us</em>) that they must
repent and adopt the one and only true commandment that God (Stuart) asked
Moses to impart to the human race, which was, “<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">don’t be a cunt</i>” , before Moses got idea’s above his station and
carved out those other nonsensical 10 commandments back in the day.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">The world looks on in disbelief and shock as Jay and Mo
perform miracle after miracle at various points around the world (spread like
wild fire by social media). </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Whilst the miracles convince many, the media, sceptics
(and a deadly agent provocateur) cause their own havoc by their usual
underhanded skulduggery and cynicism.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span>Whilst all this is going on the story unveils it's new characters and twists.
The afore mentioned Nick has his own issues with God / Stuart (an angrier more
cynical God you could never meet).These characters, especially Nick, take us to
different places and theories and this adds to the books mystery and intrigue
in such a way that it helps prevent the book from being a simply witty farce as
Wilson shows just how much he researched his biblical theories and then
reconstructed them (or was it deconstructed them?) through his magical Wilson
eyes before putting pen to paper. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">The result is a thoroughly entertaining,
controversial, thought provoking, funny, outrageous (at times) story of what
could happen if God or the son of God was to reveal him/herself to the modern
world. The phrase “you're talking through your arse” takes on a whole new
meaning in this story and literally had me laughing out loud!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Miracles are either believed by half the people or
considered trickery or blasphemy by the other half…and let’s face it I know which
camp I would fall in if a Scotsman and a premier league footballer called a
press conference telling us they are Moses and Jesus reincarnated and we must
all repent of God will fuck us over…in 7 days. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">On the seventh Day genuinely makes you think how we would
react of the son of God was ressurected in these fucked up sceptical,
religiously divided times whilst also being able to make you guffaw (or Tut in
outrage, if you are that way inclined).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I loved On the seventh day and would defo recommend
this to any of my friends and family and readers of the End Fanzine……talking of
which!... at one point in the book Jesus / Jay even receives a tweet from <strong>The End
fanzine</strong> (yes really!) asking him if he’s up for an interview!...you can imagine
my delight and pride at having our little fanzine included in the work of one
Mark Wilson…go buy this book now, you won’t be disappointed….and while you’re
at it, have a look through Mark Wilsons other body of work and try them too.
The man has such a great talent and should already be a literary star…...just
like that cunt Irvine Welsh.</span></div>
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