Ins
Ormskirk
Rudesia
Hibbo’s Goal
The neighbours….gotta love em….
Civilians
Trannies from Talacre
Tea Street band
Thick as Thieves
Tangerine trainees
Tallywackers
teabagging
The Road End
Todgers
Tramps with better clobber than you
Taking thing with a pinch of pepper
Talking out of your cooler than cool
arse
Tasering john Terry
Tantalising Tasha Jonas
Toxteth Teds
Tromboning
Tooting
Touting your tastes
Ten bob head
Testosterone fuelled twats
Ten ton testicles
Tickling tonsils with yer tackle
Twenty to ten on Tuesday
The The
Tripping on Toad goo
Thor’s teeth
Treating Trot Rot
Tweaking tarantulas
Tentative Tony
Tasting termite piss
Tapping yer temple
Trotting trotters
Toying skin Tags
Toga’s
Tattoed Taoists
Trying to terminate tiny ticks
Thick twats
Bad, gramer!?
Crap speling
OUTS
Bolt
Obsessive
compulsive alliteration
St.
johns market
Trampolines
Coach
from cheers
Tattoo’s
when you’re 50 or over
Corned
lamb
Slow
cooked elbow
Clobber that identifies you as a
rogue
Stone island nazi’s…enough!
People who got dead pompous about
the Olympics opening / closing ceremonies ….get over it “cool kids” it
wasn’t a gig….it was a ceremony going out to armchair sports fans world wide..seriously what did you expect?
Shack? The farm? The Tea street band? The La’s?
Big in japan? The sums? Or maybe the velvet underground or the wedding
present or orange juice or even the Stone Roses? nah, get real. I wouldn’t (and didn’t) mind the amusing piss
taking stuff…..but this pompous “HEY this doesn’t represent ME!” attitude
really got on my fucking tits. Of course the Olympic committee will go for current popular acts like one
direction and tiny tempeh, with a mix of acts that have gone global like The Who,
the Beatles and Queen and a smattering of brit bands who have crossed the
divide on a lesser scale like blur, madness, arctic monkeys, Elbow and muse. Like most people on our various facebook pages
I hate annie lennox and George Michael, Jessie j etc and I laughed at macca’s and liam’s
vocals…but I say again..what the fuck where you expecting from a UK Olympic
ceremony??...and whats with the slagging of the remaining members of The Who
for doing My Generation?? I don’t
remember this vitriol after they did it at “live aid” or any of the hundreds of
other gigs they’ve done over the last twenty years??...are you seriously saying
those two fellers haven’t earned the right to continue to play their most popular
song because they are now old and the lyrics are subsequently
contradictory?...........if so why is it ok for the hundreds of current acts
who have reformed in various forms in the last decade? ,like the pistols or one
member of the clash…does johnny still want anarchy?, or is mick jones at 50 +
still right to sing complete control or whatever? Or bob Dylan to sing hobo
blues or times they are a changin’? Iggy Pop to sing Lust for life now he’s a
100 year old health freak?........from my own perspective, Jimmy Cliff
performing many rivers to cross at
the Phil’ was one of the most moving 5 minutes I’ve witnessed in years (in 2012)..is
he crossing rivers in poverty stricken Jamaica this Saturday night?) Its just
the same. So why are “The Who” villains all of a sudden? Not only have they have earned the right, but
it’s what their fans want to hear. …(and by the way, I love Mick Jones et al
and what they are doing now)
The
Ceremony could be for the most part deemed ridiculous theatre mixed with some
popular united kingdom music. If you were watching to see relevant and archaic
musical talent , or music that affected you when YOU were relevant then tough
shit.
Ultimately,
unless you’re only watching and
listening to new, young, upcoming, relevant musicians please get off yer high
horse (and stop watching Olympic ceromonies). We all have different tastes. Stop thinking yours should have been
represented at an Olympic ceremony. God help yers if I would have had the
chance to force my blinkered personal tastes down the throats of a world wide
audience!….oh, and as for the deliberate dissecting of Lennon’s Imagine, (not me favourite Lennon song
by a long chalk) being criticised for singing “Imagine theres no countries” etc
to a background of hundreds of countries
flags and ensignia ….give me strength!? The lyrics of that song are fantastical
not fantastic and certainly not literal. (how could there be “no countries”)??
The message of the song is clearly dreaming about worldwide unity and peace,
love and understanding..(whats so funny about that?) .By all means have your
opinion, but stop being so patronising and self righteous about it. If you were
that relevant you would have got the job over Mr Boyle and we’d all be slagging
you off now for not satisfying all of the 26 million or so that tuned in to
watch. Get over yourselves people.
Normal
ins & outs service will be resumed in few weeks
You can still buy The END BOOK and see (funny) old lns & Outs, mad
letters, good poems, shite poems ..and fuckin millions of spelling mistakes and
bad grammar, as the book reviewers (poncy southern, ex student types) keep
pointing out.
There’s a limited amount of signed copies in Waterstones on
Bold Street and in the Liverpool 1 Waterstones store... and of course you can
still get it on line here.
