This
one’s called Austerity a sterling word..
Austerity?
A puzzling thing
I
often think as I run down the wing.
My
agent he’ll sort it I’m only a boy
Cheer
up dear fans for soul see destroy.
Bruised
ego or toe nail can’t decide which hurts more.
Mr
fix it were are you who’s that's by the door?
Someone
called picket with placards and tears,
NHS
workers, no rise in three years.
The
beautiful games what i love and adore
Obscene
wages, oh don't be a bore,
I
know fans inside out know what makes them tick,
Pass
me that bag think am gonna be sick.
Number
2 untitled.
I
wondered lonely as a cloud
That
floats o’er dales and hill and all at once I saw a crowd
....must
be those aldi mushrooms !
number
3 Facebook hooligan.
I
could be a cockney geordie or scouse
I
don’t really leave the house
Peep
through the curtains, likes coq au vin.
I
am the facebook hooligan.
Used
to stand at the back, what time is lunch
Never
actually threw a punch.
Wave
my arms, catch me if u can
I
am the facebook hooligan.
Squeeze
me Taylor made on heads getting’ fatter,
Like
an obese pug but it doesn’t matter.
Here’s
the meals-on-wheels, ending in van,
I
am the facebook hooligan.
Talk
of old school, Custer’s last stand
Enemy
numbers getting on for a grand.
Against
50 top dressers is Gok Wan top man?
E-mail
please, facebook hooligan.
Selfies?
Breathe in chaps! More pictures of cans cooling in fridges all over the land.
Let
battle commence mouse keyboard in hand.
An
epic tussle already began,
Step
forward Walter Mitty, facebook hooligan.
My
Zorro mask is my little P.C
Used
to dress up in blag S.Tachini
Tog
the kids up in replica shirts
Meet
like-minded fatties, Florida like me all top blerts.
Sorry
top boys we call ourselves Mummy where’s my fake tan
Another
cyber space kick-off, facebook hooligan.
