INS
Nerys
Hughes nightmares
Putting
cress seeds in the padding of yer ma’s bra’s
Squirrel
shit
The Return
of Harry Hurs
Shagging yoghurt
Naming your
dog Feltcher
Knee Beards
Asking for
it
Wearing
peppered mackerel
Silkies on
yer wrists
Farting in
the cereal box before you go to work
Suzie
Quatro on a hot day
Aspiring to
be slothful
Feeling
Honey
Being a
whopper
wankers
wearing a boards
Risking
your life with every gulp of Bubble Tea
Sitting on
a roof for a photo
Not
brushing your hair and calling it "unkempt"
The colour
yeller
Young nana
People
watching TV of people watching more TV
Pop up
restaurants
Pop ups
telling me I have horny girls in my area
People
"grabbing" coffees
Little
Dinks (lobbing the goalie)
Brazilian
Bellends
Asking for
a gam
Brazilian
Breasts
Finding
yourself in custard
Brazilian
Bra’s
Watching
the defectives
Tobagon
Testicles
Croatian (ass)
Crack
Pissing on
your (“forgetful”) Nans mattress while she cooks the Roast
Neil
Young’s mum
Flagrant flippancy
Columbia’s
goal celebration
Unfeasibly long
sac’s
World cup shaped
wine bottles
Farting on
a ladybird
Costa Rica
World cup
willy
OUTS
Brazilian Brazilians
Comparing
testicle length
Adrian chiles
Finding a
cock
Fernando’s
Fanny
The
neighbour’s kids going “whoop whoop” to the big brother theme music when you’re
watching Holland v Spain
Feeling for
stubble on yer tongue
DVDA
Buying
stuff
Spanish
semen
French ‘Flaps
Making do
Road To Rio
(shite TV show)
Amusing
videos
Craving a
meatball
Turkish
Tits
Still
playing golf
Buying an
ant
Flicking a
bean on a subbuteo table
Wrapping
ones cock with Parma ham
Soaking
your hands in vinegar to give you super hard knuckles
Deep fried
knickers
Not having
a dodgy past
Getting
fingered behind the Mecca Bingo
Gary's
Looseys
Lucky Bags
with the turtle on
Going the
shop with £1 and coming back with the world and a 10p mix
The 79C CMT
Cheryl
Coles Arse
Lily Allens
luck
The
vanishing free kick 10 yard spray
World cup
condoms
Casuals
united
Wigsey from
the Rochdale mob
Diego Costa
Twatting
80’s clubs
80’s women
80’s men
8” cocks
Having 8
cocks
Forlan
The ins and
outs this month had a few …only a very few, contributions from up and coming Liverpool comedienne
Elizabeth Scott, you can read and see her rants here
http://scouseprinnyinlondon.blogspot.co.uk/
or https://plus.google.com/104367881567896259855/posts but, yer know, mine were funnier like
