Ins
Ironical mentors
Still not being able to build a joint
bevvieing solo
Giving tourist wrong information
Still bunking the bus
Dreaming in the chippie
Knowing fuck all about Phones
Boring the arse off yourself
Waving to geese
Clocking lead on random roofs
Living in the Pasty
Swimming in coffee
Being Toothless (as in having
no teeth)
Ravishing yer bird
Following pop stars into the bogs (they love it).
Faking an organism
Having a ginger, tory, man
utd supporting friend.
Saying, “I say, I say, I say”
Flicking yer bream
Lumberjack Shits
Crawfish flavoured socks
Violently assaulting your
sink with a bottle of hai karate aftershave. Discussing the molecular formula of
sputnik when stoned
Elmer fudd type headwear.
Saying "its to cold to
snow".
Having a villainous chin.
walking like James Cagney.
Bohemian blow jobs.
brad Jones doing his best Kes
impression against Man united.
Developing a psychosexual
relationship with Offal.
Transient pricks.
looking for Flemings jeans
online.
Eyebrow licking
Pigs in blankets
Wrapping hot bacon around you
cock
Snideing off to meet yer real
mates when you on the works night out
Outs
Talking fondly about borstal
Planning tatoos
Having loads of facebook
buddies
Agreeing with hard cases
Ordering obscure drinks
Being indifferent
Painting paint
Playing conkers with sprouts
Knocking at mine when I’m
having my Christmas lunch…look just fuck off will yer!
Cum bubbles
Christmas eve kick offs
Asking for Bubble
Holiday homes in Skem
Still being a Scall in yer
50’s
Randomly being in Sunderland
and waiting to order at the bar when a firm of Man City scalls piley in.
Being the narky parent
Being toothless
(metaphorically)
Cool MP’s.
Needs
Banjo string related japes
Not getting the deliberate
spelling mistakes
Jayda Fransens
Disproportionate forehead.
Hideous Xmas jumpers.
Joe Andersons plenteous
chins.
Smokie MOs ghastly clientele
Sustainable cocaine hard ons.
Saying "you got no farns
".
Bob Geldof's turgescent eyes
James fuckin Corden
