·
Having
an unhealthy liking for Offal
·
Harbouring
a sick sexual desire for Angela Eagles Muzzie.
·
The
re-emergence of Charlie Dimicks nipples.
·
Saying
'Bunkum' whilst trying to appear angry.
·
Backstabbing
a nice genial Hippy.
·
flicking
chickpeas at your cat.
·
Blaming
Corbyn for the Christmas shits.
·
Calling
everyone 'Jack'.
·
Pseudo
pricks.
·
Agreeing
to disagree .
·
Proclaiming
in a boastful manner that you have a small penis.
·
Shoplifting
a single Mushroom.
·
Hoping
your ex was caught up in the Turkish coup.
·
Jonathon
Owens’ Mrs.
·
balsa
wood undies
·
salt
n pepper ribs
·
Coming
out of a coma (go ‘ed Elaine! And Les!)
·
(Persian) Merseyside Corduroy lingerie
·
Discussing Octopi
·
Nights out with your best mates nan
·
Mouthing swear words at the priest during
Mass
·
Watering your tele
·
Wearing anal beads with pride for Sunday
mass
·
Paolo and Donetti’s
·
Leeds fans back at Anfield
·
Planting a sausage
·
Deciding to deviate
·
Filling your mates toilet tank with
porridge oats
·
Onion Banjo’s
·
Devo
·
Bumfluff butties
·
Re-growing your old flick
·
Cold custard straight from the can
·
Deliberately being a cantankerous twat
·
Curry pasties
·
Christmas knickers
·
Christmas Kickers
·
Slow mo wanks
·
Punching the wall and breaking your hand
when LFC score against you in the last minute, in the derby
·
Filling your socks with stuffing and
pineapple chunks
·
Drinking a pint of gravy
·
Throwing ollies at leccy legs
·
Furry dicks
OUT’s
·
Christmas
undies
·
Signing
off every message with a turban emoji
·
Getting
Lynx Africa again
·
Getting
drank under the table by your daughters
·
Gear
stick wanks
·
Remembering
Pete Burns, fondly.
·
Proper
WOOL colleagues commenting..on anything
·
Craving
a carvery
·
Having
no empathy
·
Snobby
ex punks, thinking they are the only punk that mattered or existed
·
Having
beef on FB
·
Dingle
·
Twitter
experts
·
Bulging
ball bags covered in soup
·
Stalking
Don Letts
·
Wools
using scouse expressions
·
Getting
offered Charlie every 10 yards when you’re walking down a street in Portugal
with your teenage daughters.
·
Saying
"just wow",
·
Korean
billy (annoying little prick)
·
Zlatan’s
vagina
·
being
sociable
·
Coffee
sandwhiches
·
Knowing
about cars
·
Noticing
the noticeable bulge
·
Fantasising
about covering Theresa May with salt and pepper flavouring
·
Brass
bands at the match
·
Political
posts on social media
·
Christmas
·
Not
having a filter
·
Chirpy
cockneys
·
Fashioning
a bra from the Liverpool Echo
·
Bootle
Blert (Nuttall)
·
Grey
beards
·
Hillsborough
songs in The ‘Angus
·
Parry’s
·
Sensitive
soles
·
Leccy
Legs
·
Aigburth
·
Ignoring
yer mates calls
·
Not
writing any ins & Outs for 10 months
·
Figging
·
Drinking
your mates present
·
Defending
Simple Minds
·
Mustard
smoothies
·
The
UB40 family divorce
·
Hiding
the MDMA under your forskin
